*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
- me: bby ur hand is so thin
- her: that me leaf
plot twist black is the new orange
well yeah that IS you
"omg I love your bag"
”I love yours too”